the new ringtones are here, the new ringtones are here!!

HYSTERICAL!!

http://www.scottsigler.com/ringtones

ok, i got the voices on my phone now

and the triangle eye wallpaper

what did you get??

Have to wait

SlackerQueen's picture
until I get my new phone before I download the ringtones. Because awesome ringtones deserve to be on an awesome new phone.

  • "We may have days, we may have hours. But sooner or later, we all push up flowers..." -Grim Fandango

Now I suppose I'll have to get a new fangled cell phone!!

ogreoregon's picture

Mine phone is so old.... how old is it?... why it's so old that......the string keeps coming out of the paper cup!!

I'm serious, really.

look up techtard  and my picture is right there .....next to Silger's and PG's ( they just JOKE about it but I'm serious, really).

I need a new avatar too, my face is so annoying.......how annoying is it?......Who said that?

no punchline.... it is just seriously annoying. Really.

 * I AM the Rear Admiral and you MUST obey  *

    *** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***


point me to a pic or twelve and i will desecrate them best i can

treed's picture

Hey guys, any chance of just

Hey guys, any chance of just putting the files up for download??

I'm not in the US so I can't get them *shakes fist* hiss boo :P


Seconded.

w_nightshade's picture

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one little ringie, two little ringies, FREAK

treed's picture

first time my son called me.... thought i was hearing the voices, while in the restroom, they are usually silent while i pee, so you imagine my shock and suprise that while i was zipping up i hear "FEED US, WE ARE HUNGRY. FEED US, NOW"


TMI

n8man's picture
Too much information... lol

lol, flash back

treed's picture

NOOOOOOOO, not the triangles!! 


Tender bits...

Gmork's picture
I could see myself getting so freaked out by hearing voices in the bathroom that I would zip up too quickly and get my tender parts nipped by my zipper <ouch>

lol

treed's picture

-shades of there's someting about mary
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Now, THAT'S funny!

ogreoregon's picture

Next assignment:  go to a movie and when i'ts quiet, let the voices speak.

normally I don't advocate civil demonstrations, but for Siggie?  Anything goes.

*** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***


LMAO

wallerdad's picture

 Hope you were in a public restroom

 

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LOL!!!! Man I could do a lot with that one!!!!

SynapticJam's picture

But I won't...   You've been a good boy lately.....  my recommendation, a steady diet of blondes.... 

 

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LMAO

treed's picture

oh, come on dude, i was hoping for some of your comebacks...... (looking forward to it actually, made myself laugh with this one dude) 


No Infection on my Phone

stephenmid's picture
Sigler - this is bad marketing. Tried downloading your ringtone, but found that it doesn't work without phone internet access. Put a warning on the ringtone page! or better still use a system that doesn't need internet access.

Ummm ... ummmmmm ....

scottsigler's picture
Okay, so wait - I know nothing about this stuff. You can't just send the text to the number that's listed on there? Unfortunately, I'm one of those douchebags with an iPhone, and the "technical godsend" that is an iPhone won't work with these ringtones at all, so I'm in the dark. How SHOULD it work?

maybe this works...

Pjotr NL's picture

copy the internetadress sent to you on your phone, paste it in your mac browser (Safari or Firefox)

than save it. than using garageband it is somehow possible to make a iphone compatible ringtone,

that can be sent to the iphone using iTunes... I don't know if it is at all possible to open mp3's

with garageband but if it is, than you could export it to Itunes using the

Share > export ringtone to iTunes option

 

Don't know the details about that last bit, but up until the saving bit worked for me,

(I don't own a iPhone, it's not available here and I have no working wapbrowser on my cellphone)

 

 ONLY WORKS ON MACS THOUGH (but I know The Dark Overlord has a MAC so he's cool. As for the rest of you:

GO BUY A MAC. THEY WORK!!!!Laughing)

 

 

All that matters is getting my fix.


Techtard here

Wolf's picture

Got fed up with trying to get one on my phone, so now when I get a call, I just shout out loud, " FEED US, WE ARE HUNGRY!"

Getting kinda used to the looks from my boss now.

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"


my phone is hungry

The Supreme Narutard's picture

 yes, i have the ring tones too. i love it!

 

By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


are the audio files available

zackmann's picture
When I found out how much it cost for internet like $6 x 4 phone plus undisclosed hundreds if we atually used  it, I opted out for cell phone internet of course I am hoping Google buy some of the frequentcies new you and provides affordable cell phone internet for all.

...I'm gonna die!!

Tigre's picture
Bwah ha ha!!... I forgot to turn my phone off during a very serious lecture on student well being......"Buy a copy of Scott Siglers Infected or I'll kill the owner of this phone" loud and clear across the auditorium. Oh well if you've gotta go you've gotta go....Cool

That's Awesome!

SynapticJam's picture

Of course, you are a student...  Students are expected to be bit "off"....  try doing that in the business world....  In an HR meeting.....  yeah, yeah, that's the ticket... 

 

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I gots the feed us ringy,

Delhome's picture

I gots the feed us ringy, and the eye-ball back ground...

 

*jumps up and down like a little girl*

*err....um....stalkes like a ninja...yes....* 

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I got mine!

Gmork's picture

Locked and loaded with my ringtones and creepy triangle eyed wallpaper! w00t!


These are soooo great!

ogreoregon's picture

I like the triangle voices, but the promo is really smart advertising, people will want to know what these are.

*** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***


I gotta fight with my phone!

SynapticJam's picture

I've got that cool dual flip phone from sansung... It's cool, full qwerty and all that, but it's a bear to put anything on that you don't buy from them. I'll have to play with it first... good thing it vibrates..

 

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Got it...

SynapticJam's picture

Worked fine....  Love the ringtones... 

"Youve got to have DISCIPLINE!  No Bout a Doubt It!

 

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was thinking about that one

treed's picture

would put it as my oldest son's ringtone (he's in the army)

i have the voices as my second son's (the fifteen yrold) ringtone, which i think os appropriate, most of his calls revolve around food and eating Cool


I really like the "Or I'll kill the person who owns this phone"

SynapticJam's picture

Ringtone, but it just doesn't seem to fit...  I still play it for people, but I don't have it set up as a ringtone for anyone yet...

 

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i played them for wifey

treed's picture

 she found them amusing


Mine just rolled her eyes...

SynapticJam's picture

Along with a "What's that supposed to mean?"....   typical and yes, even expected...  BTW, Rock Band is "VERY" cool...

 

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got th feed us ringtone, and

mumo00's picture
got th feed us ringtone, and infected screen saver, pretty cool

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