The Crypt: Story so far... Hints and Speculations

What is the History of this Vessel and Why is it called THE CRYPT. Thought of by some as just a Nasty Rumor, others discovered it existed..Who will end up there?
Who are these guys and what's happening?  Hint and Speculate here.

So, the ship was named after a scientist huh?

SynapticJam's picture

I bet he was a strapping man full of muscle and manhood.  Machismo dripping from every pore!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)


True.

JP's picture
But I need to be honest--I'm not a scientist.

 

- "Hey, I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)


I heard he was almost as manly as the Captain

tsolo888's picture

...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out


Hmmmm, might you two be related?

ogreoregon's picture
Sounds alot like you Jam. Especially the pore dripping part, and the muscles and manhood part, but not the machismo part, you are much to humble.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gave me liver spots*

The Rear Admiral... Liver spots?

ogreoregon's picture
haven't they found a way to get rid of those yet?  I think they must have some important meaning to the plot....Liver Spots, arranged in such a way that when joined in a dot-to-dot fashion, recreates a secret mission map leading to the true location of a hidden Purist Spy stronghold.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gave me liver spots*

Actually, in the future

tsolo888's picture

Liver spots are seen as a good thing because they are like a natural form of camo, people pay to get them put on...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


great, how long do I have to wait?

ogreoregon's picture
I got a good start.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gave me liver spots*

You'll be extremely popular!

Wolf's picture

 In about 800 years or so

 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...


Rockets Away Baby!

Coyote's picture
Sigler, I am now officially hooked on The Crypt. So much that I am willing to forgive you stealing my nickname (The Book).

The Crypt is a NEW podcast, or I've been missing the feed?

Is The Crypt a new podcast as of the end of August or did I miss something? I got the download on the feed, but I have no idea if it was the first episode or somewhere in the middle. Where can I find the feed? Everyone seems to have been talking about it since March, but I just got the feed this week. What is going on? Jerame -Next Gen Politics

The crypt has shown up as

Shadygirl's picture
The crypt has shown up as short stories so far. It is under these listings from before the end of August. ?1puvjk. and error3 reconstruct :|::|:

"I'm going to show him what a little girls made of, gunpowder and lead" - Miranda Lambert


O.K. ..... Travis and the Purist Spy......

ogreoregon's picture
Who will be the next to be sent to the Crypt?  When do we find out? I hope we get something soon, I really am getting twitchy.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Passenger... Redux?

Skittles's picture
What would really make my triangles buzz with joyKILL HIM NOW!! would be if this were an expansion of the Passenger stories that were posted back in September 07.KILL HIM NOW!! KILL THEM ALL!!! NOWNOW NOW!!!

Ordered

MitchB1990's picture
Ordered mine...

huh??

treed's picture

-did you post in the wrong thread? or have the voices made you mad?
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


lol

jtswambo's picture

lol

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


And this from an OJ...

SynapticJam's picture

Not makin' em' like they used to are they.... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


lol again

jtswambo's picture

 lol

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


 I Dont Care What i Gonna

earthcrackwhore's picture

 

I Dont Care What i Gonna Happen I Just Want MOOOORRREEEEE

 

 

suck on my dick pussys as the earthcrackwhore dosent give a fuck!!!! sigler is the fucking bad ass motherfucking crack dealer numero uno bitches!!!!!!


greedy $!?#

jtswambo's picture

u want more? have you not yet understood~?> there is plenty on the net and you want more??? that is greedy.....

 

but then...

 

i want more 2 :-( 

 

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence?


Its gotta be bad though

zaphodbblx's picture
I mean death by spacing is preferable to that ship...scarry shit

:|::|: - to infinity and beyond?

sparrow's picture

<speculation>

the symbol in the filename - it must surely be an offhanded way of decoding the inifty symbol, or some variation on it?

</speculation>

 

<hint>........</hint>Sealed

 

 

- and does that mean that Buzz L. is an undercover agent as well? sort of like a tom cruise kind of jumping up and down makes a lot more sense that way


wow

zaphodbblx's picture
It actualy connects the dot out...Intresting

We know Travis Ellis is going to The Crypt...

ogreoregon's picture

Will he figure out who the Purist Spys are? Will he even suspect they are even there? Mainly the nasty guy that stabbed my favorite, Arimus.  Is it called the Crypt because it is secret who they send there, with everyone assuming they were executed? or is it that no one ever comes back alive?
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*


If I know Travis Ellis...

tsolo888's picture

I think he will eventually find out about the purist scum and eradicate them in some heroic, yet painful fashion. Laughing

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


OR...

tsolo888's picture
Travis will get killed in a horrible blimp accident on the way to the Crypt.  I give him 50/50 odds.

NO, NO, NO... Travis will be a great hero!!!

ogreoregon's picture

He will survive the blimp accident.

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*


Dirigible Man!

SynapticJam's picture

It's called a Dirigible! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


No the psychic was very specific.

tsolo888's picture
She said I would die in a "tragic blimp accident" Thats one of the reasons I moved away from LA. That damn Goodyear blimp kept taunting me and none of the stadiums had domes. That's why I live in Houston now, no blimps and lots of dome stadiums.

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


LOL

SynapticJam's picture

Which is really kind of strange considering that the main reason to have a dome is to protect against the weather... Now up in Minnesota, that actually means something, but down there?  Why? 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Hot! Hot! Hot!

BukaHobbit's picture
Try playing ANY sport in 105 degree weather with 90% humidity. I think I'd rather freeze to death.

It's nice to see...

tsolo888's picture

you on the site.  It's good to see that you are getting more comfortable with your face. ...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


One Word

wallerdad's picture

Mosquitos 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

Trust me..

tsolo888's picture

In august you wouldn't wonder why. 

    Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


ohhhh....

SynapticJam's picture

is it too warm for you?  I thought you guys liked it hot... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


There's hot and then there's...

tsolo888's picture

"Please for the love of all that is holy kill me" hot. 

Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


when the air isn't moving

treed's picture

-and the temperature is up (anything above 70), and humidity starts to rise.........just ask mumo00 and wallerdad about humidity and ANY temperature...... killer
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Yep, the humidity is the killer.

tsolo888's picture

 It not a "dry heat man."

    Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


august in Houston is similar

mumo00's picture
august in Houston is similar to the 6th circle of hell

Hey, I'm from minnesota...

SynapticJam's picture

We can hit over 100+ in the summer here too, and you want humidity?  Try living in the land of 15,000+ lakes... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Saints vs. Twins

BarbaraJ's picture
I'd still rather to see the Saints and sit at Midway stadium freezing my ass off in April ... or sweating my ass off in August, waving off skeeters and counting the trains that go along the outfield fence than sit in the dome watching the game through binoculars and pretending dome dogs aren't the most disgusting concoction of hair, toenails and skin ever harvested from a pig.
Perhaps I'll go to more Twins games once the new stadium is built - ahhh, the view of the county trash burner will add to the ambience.  Do you think the new park will have a decent hotdog?
Tastes Like Chicken

All I know

SynapticJam's picture

Is that my taxes seem to be going up... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


yeah, well...

tsolo888's picture

It get to 150 in the shade and 200% humidity on a good day down here in Houston. As you can tell from that last comment I got nowhere else to go, I've only been to Minnesota once and the weather was great, but I think it was sometime in the spring. 

    Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


when we lived in the houston area

treed's picture

-i got tired of waking up and seeing the walls sweat and open my front door and immediately be covered in sweat
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


indeed the Houston heat has

mumo00's picture
indeed the Houston heat has a way of weeding out the weak, is'nt that right treed?

hahaha

treed's picture

-actually we were there for wifey's internship and moved back to dallas for her final year, then down to victoria, ever been there?? if so, i am so sorry ........
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/


Yes, and your right,

mumo00's picture
Yes, and your right, Victoria is no bueno. Dallas however is my least favorite city in the Republic.

oooooo.....

SynapticJam's picture

Nice way to slip that in there.... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


Minnesota is 'interesting'....

SynapticJam's picture

Spring is incredible and beautiful, same with fall... 

It's the extremes in the summer and winter that make people either move or take extended vacations....   

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)


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