So really....
Posted September 2nd, 2008 by hilaryjaye
How is it that you're a failed pimp? You seem to be doing okay. *ducks*
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I tried my best
Is that cousin Soupbone?
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
That's him!
It's just too bad Soupbone left the pink boa at home this year:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cryptonaut/1305071030/in/photostream/
Yeah.
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
I know...
I had a school girl oufit I wanted to wear to the Pimps & Ho's party...cause, you know, not all ho's are dressed like streetwalkers! But alas, I wasn't able to make it to Dragon Con. I was at Balti Con wear I got to meet Hutchinnnnnsssss and a few other Podcast authors but Soupbone was not in attendance. Color me emo!
----- He's no good to me dead -------
I wonder if we could
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
That's just cruel!
We like Soupbone....we don't want to punish him
--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---
You're right.
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Why?
what did she ever do to you?
"+5 for me"
My aunt???
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
uhoh
are those screams i hear??
nightmares, huh??
#1
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/
East coast gets all the good cons...
Whine whine, bitch complain, yadda yadda yadda....
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crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
Vegas gets them
- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible
Wait...
Think about it
if a whore loses ALL her teeth, then all that's left is gums. Nice and smooth.....
Oi, I'm sick.
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crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
One word sadock
Dentures!
["No matter where you go, there you are"] - And Sigler always knows exactly where there is!
exactly.
Then you've got teeth when you need them and smooth glide when you're at work :D
-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
Ninja whores...
Then they could use the dentures like boomerangs and they would not only be whores for pleasure but ninja whores for protection! An even better idea... the FDO should start 'Whores R Us" where you could get these ninja whores, along with Nanny Whores, Utiliarian Whores, Landscaping Whiores. It would be a full service whore shop! Then the FDO can incoporate and sell stock to pay for the benefits (i.e. dental). I got it all figured out...see FDO, you just needed a savvy business mind behind this operation!!!
----- He's no good to me dead -------
Nanny Whores
Ah, how many young boys could we exploit with that one? Talk about a cash crop/niche industry waiting for someone to fill it. Oi. There I go with the double entendre again.
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crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
Potential...
But you're on the right track...there's a lot of potential here. And why not snag the next generation? It would be like pyramid sales...a built in auidence for future sales!!!
----- He's no good to me dead -------
*Ahem* Not only school boys fantasize about the nanny
There are plenty of dirty old men out there. Hell, pretty much any human male has thought with his dumb stick at one time or another.....
-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
Don't rule us out...
Ah, if only there were more of you
Or at least more who admitted it ;)
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crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
What we really need
are names and numbers!!
"+5 for me"
Sweet!
get out the pen and pad!
--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---
Won't hubbie be annoyed if you volunteer?
or are y'all into polyamory? If so, see my sentiments above. <sigh>
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crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
Who said anything about volunteering?
This is a pay for service venture!!! And while weaapreciate the kind of money that jingles, we'd rather have the kind that folds!
--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---
Don't'cha know how the syndicate works yet?
You volunteer first. Then if you're *really* lucky, you might get paid. Unless you're talking about going independent....
-- Utinni!! Jawas shop Podiobooks.com for undiluted
crack from our Future Dark Overlord. Utinni!! --
do you take
crack hits? lol
Assassins do it from behind
Down Wolf! Down!
Sit now, Good Wolfie!! ;) :p
---"Deceive Inveigle Obfuscate" The Truth is Out There!---
Pant, pant, pant
Drool, drool
"+5 for me"
Yes?
Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to me, not about me.
"+5 for me"
Indeed.
Relatives......
What can you do with em?
At least the Evil Queen stuck with you. And the junkies. And you've still got the plaid tanks. And a parsec now. So Soupbone grabbed a few whores. I think you got the better end of that schtick.....
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