General Siglerisimo invades!

General SiglerisimoJunkies, prepare for doom, death, plaid tanks, beers, chicks, fire trucks and more doom (and all you goddamn hippies head for higher ground).

The CONTAGIOUS Book Tour Contest is on! Click the "Demand It" icon in the right-hand column to bring General Siglerisimo to your city in January. The five cities with the most votes will see Pope Siglericus give his moist holy blessings to adoring Junkies.

Don't be fooled by this brief experiment with democracy -- I am still going to destroy all cultures, kill 90 percent of the world's population and enslave the rest. But while my plaid tank is in the shop getting some work done on on the exhaust system, I will allow you the illusion that you are in control.

Get moving New York!

NeutrinoNJ's picture
I'll cross the river from NJ but NY has to get out here and vote.

Area

JackWebb's picture
Will you incorperate small towns into large-city votes? In my case, Vancouver is the big city, but there's at least one vote for a small town that's in "Metro Vancouver." And most importantly, will you come up to Canada?

Tell Crown to Increase the Budget...

Gatorrock's picture

Sigler-- You better tell Crown to increase the Budget...  I successfully led the charge to get you to Houston...heck even you noticed it when Houston suddenly surged up the charts with Infected. 

Expect the same for London!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fgiure if you've got to come to Europe might as well hit the biggest and best city again!  Plus if you are going to take over the world, why not come to the home of the next Olympics!


*bump

TexZen's picture
What Gatorrock said...that being said, Houston will be a lock again.  I would prefer Austin but as I stated on "Eventful", I doubt this town of unwashed birkenstock wearing dirt eating tree hugging druids could muster 16 total votes...

Houston Rocks...and so Does Austin

BukaHobbit's picture

I have an idea. How about all of us Houston Junkies vote for both Houston and Austin and then go to both. I am up for a Holiday roadtrip to the city of the long-horned demons. My big demand for the Houston tour stop is to make sure we get a bigger drinking venue for the after-party. Two roses sucks for a large group. I didn't even get a chance to fawn all over the FDO.


but Sigler, ...

The Supreme Narutard's picture

 does this mean that we have some extra time for the CRYPT contest?

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Go, DC, Go!

And DC is still in the lead!  I'm pimping you out to all of my friends, General, sir.  But I'm looking forward to your rule and the end of democracy, so we won't have to bother with all of this voting nonsense.

I DEMAND INTERNATIONAL!!!

flashman's picture

 

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kill columbo...


Washington, D.C.!

StayzKrunchyInMilk's picture

Come on ppl lets get the FDO to D.C.!  Are there any plans for postcards and other promo goodies?  I must have at least a card to go with my copy to complete the set...well except for earthcore.  Oh and Scott for when we buy Contagious which would be better for you career/promo-wise, buying the book on release day at the local shop, or getting it at your signing (for us poor shmucks who can only afford one)?? 


You know you are comming back to Houston.

tsolo888's picture

One way or another ...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


How about Midwest stop? 

How about a Midwest stop?  Considering you grew up here, why stop in Minnesota or Wisconsin on your way back to Michgian?  (too watch the Lions lose, of course)

Get out the vote!

scottsigler's picture
Zarrax, I can see that you are ideally suited for my dictatorship/emperorship. Democracy, for the birds! This is a vote-based process, if you want a Midwest stop, get out the vote and I'll be happy to return to the homeland.

Made my demand!

Twowire's picture

For either Dallas TX or OKC Oklahoma! Posted the bulletin on my space as well as placing the Demand it widgets on my homepage.

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


The apocalypse really will come...

hilaryjaye's picture

before I get to put anything in his hand. But I did demand Abilene, TX.

 

I don't even think my bitch boots will get him here.


Just the first day but

gmanvsfreeman's picture

as of right now raleigh, NC (sp?) is in second place behind DC. I am happy.

G-Man

Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle? - Chazz Micheal Micheals


Just a bit north.

Chivalrybean's picture
Come to Portland, Oregon! I DEMAND IT!

I demand (as far as demandig goes with our FDO™

Pjotr NL's picture

he comes to Maastricht in the Netherlands

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Pjotr

Twowire's picture

I noticed there was a demand made for the book tour to come to Rotterdam.

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


Don't Go to Rotterdam!

BukaHobbit's picture

Stay out of Rotterdam. I have a bad feeling that they are getting a dirty bomb soon. An Iranian ship cound for Rotterdam was hijacked by Somali pirates recently and the pirates started dying of something that sounds like radiation posioning to me. I suspect that secreted in the cargo was some radioactive waste that was going to be used to make the dirty bomb.

 

Check out this article about it.


well the threat of terrorism is everywhere

Pjotr NL's picture

even if you stay in your home you are not safe anymore.

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Sigler MUST meet my demands or Tee Morris will DIE!

I enter a zip code for the Houston area, and there are a lot of them. 4th biggest city in the US! Come on down, Scott! I also inadvertantly spammed this response to someone who made a blog post here. Sorry!

STL fo sho! Ill get all my peeps to come and represent

n8man's picture

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.


NOBAMA

TruckerRich's picture

Hell no, I'm voting for the FDO for world ruler.

Dig the Threads Dude!

Visit www.truckerrich.com for all thing Sigler


Philly

bsweichsel's picture
All the way BABY!

I vote international...

cianmm's picture

I vote international...

 

Well, it's never going to get any more then maybe my vote... But anyhoo.


I have demanded, or tried to

gmanvsfreeman's picture

I think I did it right.

G-Man

I'm on TV! Oh shit! First Cops now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! - Shorty


My demands MUST be met or Tee Morris DIES!

Houston is a big area, so I "demanded" my part of it. 4th biggest city in the US! Come on down!

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