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Is It True..

Posted October 11th, 2007 by Kevin Turvey

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...that you are going to team up with Disney and have Earthcore watered down and animated with songs by Phil Collins & Elton John? Cos that would be sucky.

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Only good thing that could

On February 21st, 2008 (14:02 GMT) NightHawK says:

Only good thing that could come out of that is a nasty way for them to die.

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Only Barry Manilow and Frank Sinatra, pal

On October 23rd, 2007 (17:33 GMT) scottsigler says:

Elton and Phil will never, NEVER grace a ride with the Sigler brand. Manilow and Sinatra, however, that can be arranged.

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Frank could croon

On February 26th, 2008 (13:24 GMT) BarbaraJ says:

Strangers on my Knife, exsanguinated.

Tastes Like Chicken

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Manilow remix

On November 22nd, 2007 (00:28 GMT) KnitWitch says:

Maybe you could get Barry to work up a special remix for a book... "Her name was Kayla. She was a freak girl. With rusty pliers in her hand, she could cripple any man..." ------------ KnitWitch

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LMAO

On February 26th, 2008 (13:05 GMT) wallerdad says:

Funny KnitWitch

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It burns, it burns

On February 26th, 2008 (12:52 GMT) BarbaraJ says:

I just snorted Diet Pepsi out my nose. Thanks for the laugh, Knitwitch.

Tastes Like Chicken

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Its an Earthcore world after all...

On October 17th, 2007 (21:45 GMT) Gmork says:

Although it might be fun to see the "It's a small world" ride turned into an Earthcore ride....little rocktopi, a river running red...it could be cute and disturbing.

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Things that would have to be included...

On October 19th, 2007 (07:17 GMT) Brad P. from NJ says:

1) Blood spray: When the cutting hits a major artery, there really should be a jet that'd hit the riders 2) It'd have to be unbelievably hot, to recreate the underground atmosphere 3) Screams... lots and lots of screams... ------- Whole Lot of Nonsense PodCast - http://www.wholelotofnonsense.org UUCSH Sunday Services - http://uucsh.libsyn.com Follow Me - http://www.twitter.com/bpende Pownce on Me - http://www.pownce.com/bpende

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Kripes!

On October 18th, 2007 (22:52 GMT) tubeyes says:

Free triangle infection for every guest!

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Better yet...

On October 18th, 2007 (22:00 GMT) Gmork says:

A free pair of chicken scissors for every guest!

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Chicken scissors?

On October 19th, 2007 (07:00 GMT) Brad P. from NJ says:

You realize you'd have to put a warning on the chicken scissors package... What warning would that be? "Caution: Keep away from testicular area. These scissors have been known to be dangerous when used in conjunction with Jack Daniels during a Triangle infection." ------- Whole Lot of Nonsense PodCast - http://www.wholelotofnonsense.org UUCSH Sunday Services - http://uucsh.libsyn.com Follow Me - http://www.twitter.com/bpende Pownce on Me - http://www.pownce.com/bpende

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A whole theme park!

On October 18th, 2007 (21:27 GMT) corwin says:

Siglerland, the most disturbing place on earth! -- The ways of the Lord are often dark but never pleasant.

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I Hope

On February 19th, 2008 (14:25 GMT) wallerdad says:

I hope they build Siglerland in Houston. I would always have season passes Wallerdad __________________________________________ These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

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SiglerLand...

On October 19th, 2007 (07:30 GMT) Brad P. from NJ says:

I'm just trying to picture the one character that'd be identified with SiglerLand? Would the logo be an Ancestor with mouse ears hanging from its jaws? ------- Whole Lot of Nonsense PodCast - http://www.wholelotofnonsense.org UUCSH Sunday Services - http://uucsh.libsyn.com Follow Me - http://www.twitter.com/bpende Pownce on Me - http://www.pownce.com/bpende

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This is pure gold

On October 23rd, 2007 (11:15 GMT) Kevin Turvey says:

Someone should be writing this stuff down. You could have ancestors to meet and greet. Five dollars a photo extra if they bite your head off.

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Absolutely!

On October 21st, 2007 (20:21 GMT) corwin says:

Baby McButters would be the perfect mascot. Instead of a daily parade, they could just let loose a dozen ancestors and do it up like the running of the bulls. Only with fewer survivors. -- The ways of the Lord are often dark but never pleasant.

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Make it his big bald head as a float balloon...

On February 26th, 2008 (15:17 GMT) SynapticJam says:

The eyes could light up and stem could issue forth from his nostrils... He could make it into a dirigible... fly around lording it all over the junkies swarming over the park... He could cause it rain blook all over everyone... Be special! Get drenched in blood by the master!

This missive brought to you by SynapticJam - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken

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Extra entertainment , UFC

On October 21st, 2007 (20:33 GMT) Northern-Junkie says:

Extra entertainment , UFC style cage match volunteers from the audiance vs Magnus.

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Volunteers?

On October 22nd, 2007 (16:25 GMT) corwin says:

Don't you mean randomly selected park visitors who are bodily thrown into the cage and locked in with Magnus? -- The ways of the Lord are often dark but never pleasant.