If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

If Scott had to kill me, I would want to die going hand to hand with a nocturnal.

By the way,

in a horrific car accident in a Exotic sports car while doing rockstar lines off a supermodels tits

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"

Walking in one of the fine drinking establishments around anfield with an everton shirt on and shout Gerrards a poof, I think I can take out at least twenty before I am pulled down like a lion being eaten by ants. 

p.s apologies for the anglocentric nature

Your own reality Broker

I'd like to take a swing at what ever horrifying creature I'm faced with and just before it lands home the wet crakpow of bone shattering and anotherone puts its clawed hand through my back and out my chest.

but I'm sure the FDO can give a better more suiting death than anything I can come up with.

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If my beloved FDO could send me from this mortal existance, I would prefer to be slashed to death by a rocktopi, then have my body dedicated to science where part of my DNA would be used and live on in an Ancestor baby.  But alas, my DNA based Ancestor is captured by one of Marie's children and I'm finally made into h'ors d'oeuvres. 

Life's a bitch, wear a helmet!

a helicopter from 500ft off the ground...and then he shoots a rocket so that it hits me and i explode inches from hitting the ground

All your bad and all your good theyd kill eachother if they could- GWAR

I guess being molested and then killed by Ancestors

"Freedom isn't free." Virak the Mean

North Carolina is where Sigler belongs....

 scott just picked my name out of the sigler hat to be a main charecter in the crypt as prvt John b Bennett    i cannot wait to see if he bites it or makes it through

sir your bleeding i don't have time to bleed do you have time to duck?

on one of their table things.

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane

I don't think our beloved FDO could write my dream death. It'd be like Jesus heating up a burrito so hot, even he couldn't eat it. (That's assuming you believe in Jesus, and that he's all powerful and can do anything. But you get the anaology) 

It's the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

Devoured by a Ki or crushed by a few quiffwarriers

Things go wrong and that is how we learn

but if He were to choose otherwise that would be fine by me 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

how about drinkin yourself to death??? or jwhat if you were drinkin shit laced with pcp? then ur gonna be eaten by homocidal clowns! YAY! 

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 a triangle diet from hell i would at least AT THE LEAST would want to have 20 to 30 lil blue bitches on me then to have a run in with non other than perry dawsy,duke it out only to have my skull caved in so that i would not die but be studied and prodded by a bunch of lab coats untill the hatching so that my lil hitchhikers could comune with perry and get his dander up  

TEXANS unite bring the dark overlord to his true home

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

I would hope to be one of the good guys, taking as many bad guys with me as possible. "You know, that Wolf was a real hero" and all that.

anything but old age

I'd only hope that if your dear FDO did kill me that it would be in the most gruesome, cringe inducing way ever. Like so horrific that even he'd cringe as he was writing it.  

It's the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

I think  that an epic way to get destroyed would be having my body strewn out across the house.....

heres' how it would happen:

A) the fingers would be dismembered knuckle by knuckle. Salt would be put on the wounds to prevent bleeding to death.

B) Next would be the toes with salt in the wound.

C) the body would be thrown upon a table where sigler would begin to perform an autopsy on the live victim.