

It's very cold here ...Click here to download the FDO Video Update
A video update to show you lots of good stuff:
• Design the flag of Siglerism! Deadline Nov. 30.
• The winning ships in the "Design the Crypt" contest
• The winner of the "Design the Exterminators Patch" contest
• New countries to fall victim to the Generalisimo!
Click here to download THE CRYPT: RECRUIT YOLANDA SMITH
Junkies, howdy-ho. I'm still in Michigan handling famliy biz-nass. I thought I'd try out my portable recording rig and see if it measured up to your listening standards. My guinea pig? Another CRYPT story, this time the sad tale of Yolanda Smith. When you is a ho, the pimp always wins. This is your first peek inside the PUV James Keeling. Just a peek, mind you, the FDO™ wouldn't want to hike up his skirt and show you the good stuff all at once.
This episode of THE CRYPT was co-written by Tabitha "Tabz" Smith, world-famous for her work on Buffy Between the Lines. If you're a Buffy fan, you simply must check out this podcast. Turns out Tabz can kick out some semi-twisted concepts of her own, as evidenced by this story.
Eric Bernt: He now know's he is marked for doom ...
INFECTED movie: Coming not-so-soon to a theater near youClick here to download the interview with Eric Bernt
I had a chance to zip down to Los Angeles and meet Eric Bernt, the screenwriter for the INFECTED movie. It was a good time, but then I put him on the spot with Junkie questions about the movie. We discussed the filming process, special effects for the triangles, the use of puppies to get that coveted, family friendly G-rating, and when we can expect to see INFECTED in theaters (if at all, many hurdles yet to overcome).
A short thank-you to the men & women of the US Armed Forces
Dear Veterans. My thanks for all that you have given us. My thanks to your families for their sacrifices.
Junkies: times are tough, but they are far tougher for our disabled vets. I don't shill for charities that often, but this is my biggie. In honor of our the veterans who served our nation, consider donating a few scheckles to the Disabled American Veterans. The economy sucks and people are losing jobs, but you can always get another job -- you can't get another limb. Our men and women are coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan with severe injuries, and every little bit helps.
Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #35
IN THIS EPISODE:
Bryan and Pookie race toward Pier 45 to take care of business and avenge Robin Hudson. Chief Amy Zou has to find a way to get the Jeremiah O'Brien out into the bay -- how far will she go? Rex's hold on the Nocturnals grows even stronger.
BONUS CONTENT (a.k.a., "Scott's Jibber Jabber")
• Winner announced in the "Design the Crypt" contest
• Winner announced in the "Design the Exterminators' Patch" contest
• FDO™ BFA (that's a BigFrickin' Announcement): Addictive Comics!
• The new promo for CONTAGIOUS
• A promo for Jeremy Robinson's new novel KRONOS
SHOW SPONSOR:
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We're heading into the final show-down in NOCTURNAL, and most of it takes place on board the SS Jeremiah O'Brien, a retired WWII Liberty Ship that resideson Pier 45 in San Francisco. Your FDO™ is once again venturing into uncharted territory -- since this is an accessible "set," I'm going to show you what the set looks like before-hand so you can mentally follow the action (click the "read more" tag below to see the rest of this post).
Junkies, you all voted, you all connived, and come January here are the cities that best bastardized democracy to bring doom upon the hapless populations therein. I will destroy you all. No dates announced yet, just cities. Once the schedule is announced, I will post it here at www.scottsigler.com.
| Chicago | Dallas |
| Denver | Houston |
| Minneapolis | New York City |
| Phoenix | San Francisco |
| Seattle | Washington D.C. |
Scott at a "bookstore" in Seattle: This was a "reading" during the INFECTED book tour. No, officer, I'm fine -- you see, I was just at a bookstore with like-minded educated individuals ...Crown agreed to pay for five cities (including San Fran, where I live, how they scammed me on that one I will never know ...). I felt the voter turnout was so strong, I'm footing the bill for an additional five cities. So the FDO™ will be living on food stamps and Ramens for awhile, so frickin' what? It's worth it to spread my Stank to so many deserving Junkies.
Washington DC was the #1 vote-getter. I'm expecting a turnout of at least 80 people at that one, so y'all better bring a friend. Yep, Texas got two stops, because Texan Junkies are just that hardcore. Some Texans drove four hours one way to see me last year, so this is the least I could do to return the love.
Bottom line? Get your ass out to see me. If you don't, even if you hide in a Denny's (the only approved Siglerism Bomb Shelter), I will still find you and kill you.
Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #34
IN THIS EPISODE:
Bonehead is in some deep trouble as Bryan and Pookie take him back to the Jessup's house. Savior is rescued, but in bad shape, and so is Robin's dog Emma. Black Mister Burns and Mister Biz-Nass are on their way as well. Meanwhile, Frank Lanza had better get to the S.S. Jeremiah O' Brien, because Chief Amy Zou is waiting, she's got a nine, and that chick ain't playin' ...
PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• Astral Audio Experience
• Soccergirl (the Soccergirl podcast, RIP)
Click here to listen to THE CRYPT #5
Maiden voyage djynx, subdecadence maps. Acquire, eliminate: deny thy truself.
This episode was written by Phil Rossi and Scott Sigler. Rossi is a podcast novelist and author of CRESCENT, a scifi/horror tale set in the blackest depths of space. You can learn more about his punk ass and silky locks at PhilRossi.com.
Click here to download INFECTED Chapter 88 (the final chapter)
Junkies, this is it. Those of you listening in to INFECTED get your final fix, just ten weeks from the Dec. 30 launch of CONTAGIOUS. This closes the book on this story, which is wild because so many of you listened to the original INFECTION podcast, and so many more of you bought the hardcover. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but on Dec. 7, 2008, we begin the podcast of CONTAGIOUS -- so get ready, Junkie, because I'm bringin' in.